The recent biting of an 8 year old girl, Jillian Thomas, by a dolphin at sea World in Orlando, as reported by CNN, provides a great example of irresponsible people who can't follow simple instructions then believe they are entitled to compensation for what I refer to as: terminal stupidity.
While I am sorry that the girl was bitten by the dolphin, in reading the statements in the article it is clear that the parents forgot the first rule of parenting: parent are on duty 24/7 and as a result they became powerless bystanders (with a video on a cell phone to document the situation) in the relatively minor incident that now is being inflated into an apparent money making proposition.
Dolphins are wild animals! Treat them as such. I have been to Sea World Orlando and this attraction specifically and I found the instructions to be simple and clear--I believe if the instructions had been followed and enforced by the parents, who presumably are adults, then the incident would not have occurred.
The following statement baffles me:
Jamie Thomas said those feeding the dolphins were told the paper plate should stay on the wall, "but we really didn't know why." No one signed a disclaimer, and there were no signs indicating any risk, the father said.
I guess the risk is apparent now. These seem to be the kind of people who would need someone to explain to them the significance of a fire alarm as it is blaring in and effort to get them to clear out of a building which is on fire.
The end result of this is incident is that Sea World will likely have to close or modify this hugely popular and enjoyable attraction. There will be a significant payment from the insurance company, there will be increased ticket prices AND there will be another example of terminal stupidity being rewarded by our misplaced legal system.
There will likely be another sign installed in the world with print too small to read the advise people that dolphins are wild animals.
Really?
What has been learned? Like the woman who received millions of dollars by burning herself with hot coffee, society has relearned that that dolphins are wild animals, fire alarms are important, instructions by the staff or crew are to be followed, and coffee is hot.
I call this--an intuitive grasp of the obvious!
-- Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
Friday, December 7, 2012
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Christmas in the Hotel Lobby - Denver
So for the second time during this Christmas Season I am away from home and in a hotel that is decorated for the holiday's.
The Embassy Suites I am staying in has a large atrium and they positioned an oversized Christmas Tree positioned near the entrance. I took this image form the bar which is located near the center of the atrium.
I like the big blocks around the base--I think they are very creative and festive. The tree is full of color and flocked with fake snow.
But I did notice one thing--the tree is not straight. I didn't notice it too much in person, but when I was looking at the image I took I found that the tree is clearly not straight. I went back to the atrium and checked it out to see if there was some weird thing going on in my camera. The tree isn't straight in person either.
So, call it a the Leaning Tree of Denver!
I wonder why they couldn't get it straight. Obviously a guy did it without the watchful eye of a woman to correct the deficiency.
-- Bob Doan, writing from Denver, CO
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| Christmas Tree in Denver Airport Embassy Suites - 2012 |
The Embassy Suites I am staying in has a large atrium and they positioned an oversized Christmas Tree positioned near the entrance. I took this image form the bar which is located near the center of the atrium.
I like the big blocks around the base--I think they are very creative and festive. The tree is full of color and flocked with fake snow.
But I did notice one thing--the tree is not straight. I didn't notice it too much in person, but when I was looking at the image I took I found that the tree is clearly not straight. I went back to the atrium and checked it out to see if there was some weird thing going on in my camera. The tree isn't straight in person either.
So, call it a the Leaning Tree of Denver!
I wonder why they couldn't get it straight. Obviously a guy did it without the watchful eye of a woman to correct the deficiency.
-- Bob Doan, writing from Denver, CO
Out the Hotel Window - Denver, December 2012
There was no snow on the ground, yet it was evident on the mountains in the distance.
This was a different view for me from this hotel which I have visited many times before. Looking north to the plains, yet with the Rocky Mountains visible in the distance.
The mountains are stunning.
The clouds foreboding.
And yet, yesterday morning, they were the majestic part of the scenery. I definitely prefer their view to that of yet another building or hotel.
The scene out of the hotel window continues to change with the seasons and the compass.
It seems so empty.
So open.
So unlike Maryland.
-- Bob Doan, writing from Denver, CO
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| Out the Hotel Window - Denver Dec 2012 |
This was a different view for me from this hotel which I have visited many times before. Looking north to the plains, yet with the Rocky Mountains visible in the distance.
The mountains are stunning.
The clouds foreboding.
And yet, yesterday morning, they were the majestic part of the scenery. I definitely prefer their view to that of yet another building or hotel.
The scene out of the hotel window continues to change with the seasons and the compass.
It seems so empty.
So open.
So unlike Maryland.
-- Bob Doan, writing from Denver, CO
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Falling off the Fiscal Cliff
Saw this editorial cartoon by Steve Kelley in today's USA Today.
I feel much the same way.
I'm not too sure my wallet can sustain the demands of the holiday season.
It seems the presents are mounting faster than the money necessary to pay for them.
I think that Chris and I will singlehandedly bring the country out of its fiscal doldrums.
-- Bob Doan, writing from Denver, CO
Out the Cabin Window - Over the Mid-West
There is was last evening spread out before me to enjoy from my window seat on a moderately comfortable United 757 headed from Baltimore to Denver.
It was the horizon and the sunset. I do not normally sit in window seats, so when on those rare occasions that I have to, I try to make the most of the experience. The sunset made the almost four hour flight crammed into a space too small to survive almost worth the adventure.
I don't often get to see the full, unobstructed horizon at sunset. Trees and buildings and even hills and mountains often steal part of the scene.
I had been watching the sunset develop, rather than taking my usual mid-flight nap. As it became deeper and deeper, I just knew I had to try an image to hold the scene in my mind. I know why painters paint--because deep in their souls they see something that needs to be captured and remembered.
Before it had become too dark to make out the details, I had been watching the towns and cities pass beneath the jet. I watched the lights come on as dusk gathered and finally began to notice the patterns of the street lights on the ground trying to stave off the darkness.
All too soon, it was dark and I was reminded that darkness is not the opposite of light, but rather the absence of light.
-- Bob Doan, writing from Denver, CO
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| Out the Cabin Window at 38,000 Feet |
It was the horizon and the sunset. I do not normally sit in window seats, so when on those rare occasions that I have to, I try to make the most of the experience. The sunset made the almost four hour flight crammed into a space too small to survive almost worth the adventure.
I don't often get to see the full, unobstructed horizon at sunset. Trees and buildings and even hills and mountains often steal part of the scene.
I had been watching the sunset develop, rather than taking my usual mid-flight nap. As it became deeper and deeper, I just knew I had to try an image to hold the scene in my mind. I know why painters paint--because deep in their souls they see something that needs to be captured and remembered.
Before it had become too dark to make out the details, I had been watching the towns and cities pass beneath the jet. I watched the lights come on as dusk gathered and finally began to notice the patterns of the street lights on the ground trying to stave off the darkness.
All too soon, it was dark and I was reminded that darkness is not the opposite of light, but rather the absence of light.
-- Bob Doan, writing from Denver, CO
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Living in a Right-Handed World
I am proud to be a member of the most oppressed minority in the world--left-handed people.
I continue to be amazed at how insensitive manufacturers are to those of us who are "in our right minds."
My most recent experience with the frustration of living in a right-handed world came last week while I was in Tampa. It involved coffee packages, of all things.
The hotel I was staying in was nice enough to provide complimentary coffee--which I always drink because the first thing I need when I get up in the morning is
The other morning I was standing in front of the coffee pot, it had been charged with water and the only thing lacking was to get the coffee out of the bag and into the pot to begin the brewing process. Naturally, I was holding the bag with the front up--I tore at the container to free the coffee--to no avail. Notice the small tear on the left side of the bag, just to the left of the "R."
The bag was not meant to be opened there, and it would not tear open! When I turned the bag over--back side up and tore at the bag, with almost no effort it opened to release the coffee within. The bag was a right-handed bag!
Ugh!
There is nothing more frustrating than having a manufacturer throw a curve ball at me when I am barely awake.
Why not make the bag be ambidextrous? The next bag opened exactly the same. As did all of the others I drank during my stay. None of them opened in a manner considerate of left-handed people.
I wonder if there is a discrimination suit in here somewhere?
-- Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
I continue to be amazed at how insensitive manufacturers are to those of us who are "in our right minds."
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| Right-handed Coffee Package |
My most recent experience with the frustration of living in a right-handed world came last week while I was in Tampa. It involved coffee packages, of all things.
The hotel I was staying in was nice enough to provide complimentary coffee--which I always drink because the first thing I need when I get up in the morning is
COFFEE!!!
The other morning I was standing in front of the coffee pot, it had been charged with water and the only thing lacking was to get the coffee out of the bag and into the pot to begin the brewing process. Naturally, I was holding the bag with the front up--I tore at the container to free the coffee--to no avail. Notice the small tear on the left side of the bag, just to the left of the "R."
The bag was not meant to be opened there, and it would not tear open! When I turned the bag over--back side up and tore at the bag, with almost no effort it opened to release the coffee within. The bag was a right-handed bag!
Ugh!
There is nothing more frustrating than having a manufacturer throw a curve ball at me when I am barely awake.
Why not make the bag be ambidextrous? The next bag opened exactly the same. As did all of the others I drank during my stay. None of them opened in a manner considerate of left-handed people.
I wonder if there is a discrimination suit in here somewhere?
-- Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
Monday, December 3, 2012
Monday Musings - December 3, 2012
1. I know why won't Congress let us fall off the fiscal cliff? They have too much at stake--personally.
2. I don't know why can't I sleep in anymore on weekends? I was up by 6AM on both Saturday and Sunday this weekend.
3. Galileo invented the telescope on this day in 1621. How do they know that? Go check out Jupiter, I hear it is close.
4. I have learned a lot recently about how innocent by standers wind up in the middle of the action. It happens pretty quickly.
5. I am amazed by the new leader in Egypt--he apparently decided the deposed dictator had it right. So much for revolution and freedom.
6. To celebrate the end of the Mayan calendar, I have some friends getting married on December 21st. They are not really celebrating the end of the world, but rather the love and respect they have for each other. It just happens to coincide with the Mayan's calendar. Two new beginnings.
7. I read a report that Singapore is the least emotional country in the world and the Philippines are the most emotional country in the world. The U.S. and Canada are among the 15 most emotional countries in the world. I'm not too sure what this means.
8. I placed my old iPhone for sale on Craigslist yesterday and received zero inquiries! So much for additional Christmas money!
-- Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
2. I don't know why can't I sleep in anymore on weekends? I was up by 6AM on both Saturday and Sunday this weekend.
3. Galileo invented the telescope on this day in 1621. How do they know that? Go check out Jupiter, I hear it is close.
4. I have learned a lot recently about how innocent by standers wind up in the middle of the action. It happens pretty quickly.
5. I am amazed by the new leader in Egypt--he apparently decided the deposed dictator had it right. So much for revolution and freedom.
6. To celebrate the end of the Mayan calendar, I have some friends getting married on December 21st. They are not really celebrating the end of the world, but rather the love and respect they have for each other. It just happens to coincide with the Mayan's calendar. Two new beginnings.
7. I read a report that Singapore is the least emotional country in the world and the Philippines are the most emotional country in the world. The U.S. and Canada are among the 15 most emotional countries in the world. I'm not too sure what this means.
8. I placed my old iPhone for sale on Craigslist yesterday and received zero inquiries! So much for additional Christmas money!
-- Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Disconnect: Fully Cooked Sushi
Walking around MacDill AFB, Florida the other day, I spied a sign that just didn't make sense to me.
Cooked Sushi?
Does that really make sense?
Wikipedia defines Sushi as Japanese food consisting of cooked vinegared rice (shari) combined with other ingredients (neta), usually raw fish or other seafood. Neta and forms of sushi presentation vary, but the ingredient which all sushi have in common is vinegared rice called sushi-meshi.
Note in the definition the words, "raw fish!" Not cooked!
Cooked Sushi?
Does that really make sense?
Wikipedia defines Sushi as Japanese food consisting of cooked vinegared rice (shari) combined with other ingredients (neta), usually raw fish or other seafood. Neta and forms of sushi presentation vary, but the ingredient which all sushi have in common is vinegared rice called sushi-meshi.
Note in the definition the words, "raw fish!" Not cooked!
So, what gives with Fully Cooked Sushi?
Who came up with that idea anyway? Is it still sushi if it is fully cooked? Doesn't that make it a spring roll or something?
I avoided that place.
-- Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Things left to do during 2012
I was scrolling through some images this morning and ran across one of the things I had wanted to do during 2012, but haven't got around to doing yet.
What do you think? Diving with a Great White in Mexico!
Donations appreciated!
--Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
What do you think? Diving with a Great White in Mexico!
Donations appreciated!
--Bob Doan, Elkridge, MD
December Dawns
Yes, amazingly enough it is the first of December 2012.
A whole year has nearly escaped and I am hard pressed to recall how it has passed so quickly.
Like the deviled eggs from the Thanksgiving feast of just over a week ago, the end of the line for 2012 is in view and it seems I have more to do than there are days left to do them.
And I don't just mean Christmas shopping. I have hardly started that, ugh! But, I had planned on traveling to new and far away places this year--didn't happen.
On a more mundane front I still haven't even cut the grasses around the pool. Maybe this afternoon I will get to that project. After doing the leaves for hopefully the last time in 2012!
But the Christmas decorations are up! Mostly.
The good news is that there are still days remaining in December to knock out some of the hanging projects.
December is a month beginnings and endings. There are endings--like the year, Autumn. But there are beginnings too, like Winter, burr and the renewing of friendships during the Holiday season.
This year there are additional things to consider on the national front, like the fiscal cliff. When December ends will our economy fall off it? The New Years Eve celebrations could be very subdued if our elected leaders don't figure something out.
Given all of that I definitely don't want to rush the end of the year. There are 31 days left, I am making a personal commitment to enjoy each one and find something special in it.
-- Bob Doan, back home in Elkridge, MD
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| Deviled Eggs at Thanksgiving |
A whole year has nearly escaped and I am hard pressed to recall how it has passed so quickly.
Like the deviled eggs from the Thanksgiving feast of just over a week ago, the end of the line for 2012 is in view and it seems I have more to do than there are days left to do them.
And I don't just mean Christmas shopping. I have hardly started that, ugh! But, I had planned on traveling to new and far away places this year--didn't happen.
On a more mundane front I still haven't even cut the grasses around the pool. Maybe this afternoon I will get to that project. After doing the leaves for hopefully the last time in 2012!
But the Christmas decorations are up! Mostly.
The good news is that there are still days remaining in December to knock out some of the hanging projects.
December is a month beginnings and endings. There are endings--like the year, Autumn. But there are beginnings too, like Winter, burr and the renewing of friendships during the Holiday season.
This year there are additional things to consider on the national front, like the fiscal cliff. When December ends will our economy fall off it? The New Years Eve celebrations could be very subdued if our elected leaders don't figure something out.
Given all of that I definitely don't want to rush the end of the year. There are 31 days left, I am making a personal commitment to enjoy each one and find something special in it.
-- Bob Doan, back home in Elkridge, MD
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