A home improvement project will always take twice as long as the guy thinks it will. Sadly, it will take four times longer than the wife thinks it should.
Why do cats always puke up their hairballs on the carpet and not the wood floor?
Who knew that my dog would hate getting her feet wet--except when she is playing in the stream behind the house.
Why did the house sound so empty when I came home yesterday--and it was the same as when I come home any other day? But I knew I was alone yesterday.
Darkness is not the opposite of light, it is the absence of light.
Cold is not the opposite of heat, it is the absence of heat.
Why do I worry about losing seconds when I am driving, but don't worry about losing hours when I am home?
New technology is fun--until it becomes enslaving.
Who developed that new car smell and why do we all seem to be infatuated by it?
We do not appreciate our health until we lose it, nor our lifestyle until it changes. I need to be content where I am and enjoy the now.
So what's wrong with dreaming about having a dive boat in Key West?
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